As I Climb Upon My Trusty Jackalope...

Updates from the road, and the pictures to prove it:

Sorry for the lack of contribution on the worlds most epic blog, but I have been very busy saving the world (yes again…). This time I was at the worlds largest drug store, the infamous, I mean world famous, Wall Drug in beautiful South Dakota. I was sitting down getting ready to finally blog about our excellent adventure, when a terrible prehistoric roar erupted from the Wall Drug backyard.

I jumped out of my chair and ran out of the café arming myself with Wall Drug memorabilia. I had a sweet set of replica pistols and a cowboy hat on before Corey reminded me that I needed a shirt and shoes to be in Wall Drug. After conforming to South Dakota health codes, I ran to my trusty Jackalope and hopped (very manly hopping mind you) around looking for the source of such a menacing growl.

I was rounding the corner between the replica Black Hills gold mine, and the world famous five-cent coffee, when I spotted the world’s last remaining Tyrannosaurus Rex. I don’t want to spoil the flow of the story, but it is worth mentioning that everything in the North West U.S. is world famous, or biggest, or only. Like the world’s biggest purple spoon, or the world’s biggest bull head.

My trusty Jackalope and I battled the world’s last T-Rex for twelve straight minutes (twelve minutes is all he wanted, and happens to be the exact amount of time between T-Rex attacks at Wall Drug.) before he retreated and hid behind the giant concrete barrier protecting him from my deadly wrath. After Corey got tired of telling me to get off the Jackalope, and security finished helping me find my car, we were off to Glacier National Park to once again save the world, and enjoy one of America’s most epic places.